Well, it’s that time of year again: you know, the one that comes every year, but still only once a year. Uh, wait. What? LOL RI is now two-years-old! Yeah, Birthdays! Now that we’re officially toddler-level huge, we’d like to make one overtly predictable and cheesy Birthday request: keep on reading! LOL RI could not be more […]Read more "Terrible Twos: Happy Birthday, LOL RI!"
WASHINGTON D.C.–The United States Department of Treasury has admitted it held a cage match to determine whether abolitionist Harriet Tubman would replace former U.S. President Andrew Jackson on the 20 dollar bill. U.S. Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew confirmed to LOL RI that the match took place at 12 pm on Monday in the basement of the […]Read more "Feds: Secret Posthumous Cage Match Determined 20 Dollar Bill Change"
Ever wear an outfit that seems to blend perfectly with your surroundings? You know, like a printed top that’s nearly identical to wallpaper? Or maybe you’ve thrown on some shoes and noticed they’re the same color as the carpet you’re standing on. Sometimes your outfit matches your surroundings so well, you can hardly spot yourself in […]Read more "5 Rhode Islanders Who Dressed EXACTLY Like Their Surroundings "
PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Meteorologists are cautiously hopeful Rhode Island will not be impacted by this weekend’s potentially heavy blizzard, as it may focus instead on other states able to boost its brand. Nicholas Verda of the National Weater Service stressed the importance of brand-messaging for blizzards, especially when it comes to debut storms of a new year. “Branding is everything now, […]Read more "Blizzard Considers Forgoing Rhode Island in Favor of More Renowned States"
PROVIDENCE, R.I.–The entire staff of Joe’s American Bar & Grill has been committed to a series of mental hospitals, after working through one-too-many nearby Waterfire events. The restaurant’s location in the Providence Place Mall made Joe’s a magnet for many WaterFire attendees. The restaurant became so busy during the seasonal festivities, countless workers were sent to mental health facilities across the region. […]Read more "Joe’s Closing: WaterFire Sent Entire Staff to Mental Hospitals"
COVENTRY, R.I.— As residents statewide brace for the possibility of another harsh winter, one Rhode Island man is hoping for more snow–a lot more. During Monday’s light dusting, Coventry resident Jack LaPlant was seen by neighbors to be aggressively shoveling the same patch of sidewalk for roughly three hours, all to avoid spending time with his family. LOL RI arrived […]Read more "Area Man Shovels Slush to Avoid Family"