Well, it’s that time of year again: you know, the one that comes every year, but still only once a year. Uh, wait. What? LOL RI is now two-years-old! Yeah, Birthdays! Now that we’re officially toddler-level huge, we’d like to make one overtly predictable and cheesy Birthday request: keep on reading! LOL RI could not be more […]Read more "Terrible Twos: Happy Birthday, LOL RI!"
WASHINGTON D.C.–The United States Department of Treasury has admitted it held a cage match to determine whether abolitionist Harriet Tubman would replace former U.S. President Andrew Jackson on the 20 dollar bill. U.S. Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew confirmed to LOL RI that the match took place at 12 pm on Monday in the basement of the […]Read more "Feds: Secret Posthumous Cage Match Determined 20 Dollar Bill Change"
PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Meteorologists are cautiously hopeful Rhode Island will not be impacted by this weekend’s potentially heavy blizzard, as it may focus instead on other states able to boost its brand. Nicholas Verda of the National Weater Service stressed the importance of brand-messaging for blizzards, especially when it comes to debut storms of a new year. “Branding is everything now, […]Read more "Blizzard Considers Forgoing Rhode Island in Favor of More Renowned States"
WARWICK, R.I.–Hoping to recast himself as a serious contender for the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination, former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee declared a ‘War on Bedtime Monsters’ Monday afternoon. The Rhode Island political fixture participated in last week’s Democratic Primary debate, holding a baby’s bottle in one hand and plastic teething rings in the […]Read more "Chafee Declares ‘War on Bedtime Monsters’"
WARWICK, R.I.–LOL RI is investigating reports that a photo of raisins has earned 23 ‘likes’ on Facebook Thursday afternoon. The identity of the post’s author is still unknown, but eye-witnesses on social media say the photo is rapidly gaining popularity. LOL RI spoke to one social media user, who claims to have seen the […]Read more "BREAKING NEWS: Photo of Raisin Snack Gets 23 ‘Likes’"
On June 18th, LOL RI will celebrate one whole year of bringing you the Rhode Island you don’t see and probably never wanted to! Check back for special guests and content! Thanks for sharing our satirical nonsense for all these…errr, this year! ___________________________________________ Do you have a special birthday message you’ d like to wish LOL? Send it […]Read more "HAPPY 1st BIRTHDAY, LOL RI!"