Joe’s Closing: WaterFire Sent Entire Staff to Mental Hospitals

PROVIDENCE, R.I.–The entire staff of Joe’s American Bar & Grill has been committed to a series of mental hospitals, after working through one-too-many nearby Waterfire events. The restaurant’s location in the Providence Place Mall made Joe’s a magnet for many WaterFire attendees. The restaurant became so busy during the seasonal festivities, countless workers were sent to mental health facilities across the region. […]

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Pawtucket Man ‘Made It’ with Move to Allston  

ALLSTON, MA— Smugly discarding all ties to the Ocean State, one-time Pawtucket resident Allen Stewart has apparently “made it.” The 32-year-old former Panera Bread attendant turned bed-sheet-changer at a Boston-area group home made waves recently, when he dropped hints about his new address online. Friends told LOL RI they learned of Stewart’s change of residency in […]

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HURRY: Post Photo of Mom Today, Or We’ll All Think You Hate Her

RHODE ISLAND–In response to this year’s Mother’s Day, state officials are urging residents to immediately post matriarch-themed photos on social media to avoid being labeled “mom haters.” A 30 second public service announcement (PSA) was broadcasted on local television and radio stations early Sunday morning, advising residents on the best ways to publicize appreciation for […]

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