Ever wear an outfit that seems to blend perfectly with your surroundings? You know, like a printed top that’s nearly identical to wallpaper? Or maybe you’ve thrown on some shoes and noticed they’re the same color as the carpet you’re standing on. Sometimes your outfit matches your surroundings so well, you can hardly spot yourself in […]Read more "5 Rhode Islanders Who Dressed EXACTLY Like Their Surroundings "
PROVIDENCE, R.I.–The entire staff of Joe’s American Bar & Grill has been committed to a series of mental hospitals, after working through one-too-many nearby Waterfire events. The restaurant’s location in the Providence Place Mall made Joe’s a magnet for many WaterFire attendees. The restaurant became so busy during the seasonal festivities, countless workers were sent to mental health facilities across the region. […]Read more "Joe’s Closing: WaterFire Sent Entire Staff to Mental Hospitals"
BARRINGTON, R.I.–“I hope he dies for what he did to that beautiful, majestic creature,” Ellen Laramie said, spreading mustard over a well-done hamburger. Moments before, Mrs. Laramie and her family held a moment of silence for the internationally beloved Zimbabwean lion Cecil, who was poached by an American dentist earlier this month. “We think […]Read more "Moment of Silence Held for Cecil the Lion at Local BBQ"
ALLSTON, MA— Smugly discarding all ties to the Ocean State, one-time Pawtucket resident Allen Stewart has apparently “made it.” The 32-year-old former Panera Bread attendant turned bed-sheet-changer at a Boston-area group home made waves recently, when he dropped hints about his new address online. Friends told LOL RI they learned of Stewart’s change of residency in […]Read more "Pawtucket Man ‘Made It’ with Move to Allston "
RHODE ISLAND–In response to this year’s Mother’s Day, state officials are urging residents to immediately post matriarch-themed photos on social media to avoid being labeled “mom haters.” A 30 second public service announcement (PSA) was broadcasted on local television and radio stations early Sunday morning, advising residents on the best ways to publicize appreciation for […]Read more "HURRY: Post Photo of Mom Today, Or We’ll All Think You Hate Her"
Missed Bob at the Super Bowl? Check out these incredibly accurate photos that were in no way made on someone’s lunch break: He was there. Did you feel him? Thank you, Bob. Wherever you are…Read more "Some People Don’t Know Who Bob Ross Is"
RICHMOND, R.I.— After spending one week in Europe, two days of which were used traveling between various aiports, local waitress Rebecca Walsh returned to Rhode Island like a straight-up baller. “If anyone needs tips on where to go in Europe, I’m available to offer insights on my rockin’ five days in the EU,” the nasally server proclaimed at […]Read more "Taking Lackluster Trip Makes Girl Better than Her Friends"