Blizzard Considers Forgoing Rhode Island in Favor of More Renowned States

PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Meteorologists are cautiously hopeful Rhode Island will not be impacted by this weekend’s potentially heavy blizzard, as it may focus instead on other states able to boost its brand. Nicholas Verda of the National Weater Service stressed the importance of brand-messaging for blizzards, especially when it comes to debut storms of a new year. “Branding is everything now, […]

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Area Man Shovels Slush to Avoid Family

COVENTRY, R.I.— As residents statewide brace for the possibility of another harsh winter, one Rhode Island man is hoping for more snow–a lot more. During Monday’s light dusting, Coventry resident Jack LaPlant was seen by neighbors to be aggressively shoveling the same patch of sidewalk for roughly three hours, all to avoid spending time with his family. LOL RI arrived […]

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Arctic Blast Final Straw for Many Rhode Islanders

PROVIDENCE, R.I.–This week’s severe winter weather has many Rhode Islanders reconsidering the insignificant place they call home. According to a recent poll conducted by the Institute of the Perpetually Unhappy (IPU), the new year’s arctic weather placed ahead of staggering unemployment, underperforming schools, terrible roads, high rates of mental illness and drug abuse, and an unearned, yet […]

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