PROVIDENCE, R.I.–Meteorologists are cautiously hopeful Rhode Island will not be impacted by this weekend’s potentially heavy blizzard, as it may focus instead on other states able to boost its brand. Nicholas Verda of the National Weater Service stressed the importance of brand-messaging for blizzards, especially when it comes to debut storms of a new year. “Branding is everything now, […]Read more "Blizzard Considers Forgoing Rhode Island in Favor of More Renowned States"
COVENTRY, R.I.— As residents statewide brace for the possibility of another harsh winter, one Rhode Island man is hoping for more snow–a lot more. During Monday’s light dusting, Coventry resident Jack LaPlant was seen by neighbors to be aggressively shoveling the same patch of sidewalk for roughly three hours, all to avoid spending time with his family. LOL RI arrived […]Read more "Area Man Shovels Slush to Avoid Family"
PROVIDENCE, R.I.–This week’s severe winter weather has many Rhode Islanders reconsidering the insignificant place they call home. According to a recent poll conducted by the Institute of the Perpetually Unhappy (IPU), the new year’s arctic weather placed ahead of staggering unemployment, underperforming schools, terrible roads, high rates of mental illness and drug abuse, and an unearned, yet […]Read more "Arctic Blast Final Straw for Many Rhode Islanders"
The Lord above is working overtime to ensure that Rhode Islanders get the lousy Thanksgiving He feels they deserve. The big dude upstairs has a few sadistic tricks up his long, terrycloth sleeve. Below are the ways God Almighty is attempting to destroy the only day this month you were probably looking forward to: 1. […]Read more "EXCLUSIVE: 5 Ways God Will Ruin Thanksgiving in Rhode Island"
Temperatures will remain in the high 30s, while snow is expected to pelt the capital city until we all beg The Lord for the quiet relief of death. 37°F: Make room in your refrigerator by placing beer outside. Precipitation: Light wind, some snow, and heavy depression coming in at NW 24 km/h.Read more "WEATHER: Good Samaritans Warn of Wintry Mix"